Cooking with Hank – good food or a cry for help?

RICHLAND CENTER, Wis (WRCO) – Cooking with Hank. Do you have the HUNGER? Do you have a couple of bucks and access to ramen? Hank can feed YOU!

Extreme Cheesy Ramen: A Culinary Cry for Help

Ingredients:

• 1 pack instant ramen (your flavor of regret)
• 1 slice of American cheese (plastic optional)
• 1 tablespoon butter (don’t measure, just feel it)
• A generous pinch of shame (heaping)

Instructions:

1. Boil water like you’re pretending to have it together.
2. Add ramen noodles. Stir occasionally while staring into the void.
3. Drain (or don’t—it’s your life).
4. Stir in butter and slap that slice of cheese on top. Watch it melt like your self-esteem.
5. Mix until it’s a gooey mess of desperation.
6. Eat directly from the pot. Optional: cry softly while binge-watching reality TV.

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